HE IS RISEN...time to eat chocolate!
Kate and I went to Mass this morning...beautiful white and yellow Easter flowers filled the church. I LOVE EASTER! Possibly even more than Christmas. Plus, Lent is over and I can have chocolate now.
And now for something completely different!
Kate and I have gotten a philosophy going on English kids and why they are so frigging ugly. Actually, our friend Laura came up with this and we've just been laughing about it when we see prime examples. Inbreeding can cause devastation amongst an isolated little island of people. Such as England. We believe, through much research and observation, that
some English kids look so messed up because the gene pool here is very, um, shall we say stagnant? They just look weird. You really have to see some of this to believe it.
This family lives in town and we pass their house on our way to the train station every weekend. Their names are (L to R) Bill, Bill, Bill, and Bill Sr. I don't know about you, but they scare the bejezus out of me. Kate has been dating Bill for a few weeks now. We're still not sure which one he is.
I've actually found romance here as well. My guy likes to call himself
Tits. He's a total hottie, and I'm going to be so sad when we have to break up when I go home. It would never work out anyway though, since we're not RELATED.
England has a pretty good music scene.
This guy performed at our University a few weeks ago and received rave reviews and a ticket out of town. I'm pretty sure he's inbred as well...you be the judge.
Anyway, enough about inbreeding. I see it so much that I'm immune to it now...Cousin Billy Bob Ted WATCH OUT! I'm comin' fer ya whens I git home! Hahahahahaahhaahahahahahahaahha. Ha. Ha......ha. *snort*